The night before date day (Friday night) = Asahi, Asahi, Asahi, Bourbon, Asahi, Moet, Asahi, Jager Bomb (who the fuck gave me this??? Ok, it’s rude not to drink it!!! Finished… YUK! Shoot me if I ever hold that drink in my hand again.) Asahi, bourbon, bourbon………….. souvlaki??? No, better not! Home, water, water , water… sleep.

Saturday Morning = GAME OVER!!!!

I refuse to hold responsiblity… I completely blame the person who bought me the Jager Bomb, and I also blame Emma for not drinking my Jager Bomb when I offered it to her! It is a foul drink and the person who gave it me (you know who you are) should stop doing that.